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The World's Top Pick-up Artist
By: Elvis Preston King, Thu May 25th, 2006
The World’s Top Pick-up Artist
Ladies and gentlemen, Thank you very much for your attention. I
always new that I am the top Playboy in the world. Recently I
posted a challenge on the internet called “The World’s Top
Playboy Playoff Challenge” because in my heart I know that I am
the best.
I discovered a group of guys who are known as PUA’s Pick-up
Artists. They quickly posted me on a forum called Thundercat’s
Seduction Lair. One man named Mystery quickly came to the forum
to challenge me with words, but I could see with good reason
that he was very scared to meet me in the Playboy Playoff
Challenge. He called on all of his friends who came by the forum
to criticize the new KING. A couple of my friends and one of my
friends girlfriends tried to defend me but they made me look
like a lying fool. I tried to coach them as what to write, but
now I think Thundercat thinks I am a fraud. But the truth is I
simply am the world’s top playboy or the new term that I
discovered that these guys use is PUA or pick up artist.
I found a post called the top 10 PUA’s at Thundercat Seduction
Lair and I read up on all the guys. While they are all very
entertaining and I am sure they can pick up girls like Tom
Cruise only dreams about. I can see that in a one on one
competition I can beat them all hands down. I work
internationally. I do not date escorts, prostitutes or topless
dancers (Mystery even offers a course on how to date topless
dancers.) I like sweet innocent girls which also keeps my HIV
risk lower than if were dating topless dancers.
I offer a service for men who need help in picking up girls. My
client points and I pick up and seduce the Playmate or the dream
girl that he has selected. Other PUA’s make their living by
selling courses, seminars, books, videos etc. I have talked to
some of their students and after the hype wears off most of them
are no better off than when they started. Although I will say I
believe that learning their techniques can help a poor lonely
guy score. YES these books and courses do have value. I am sure
Even Elvis could learn a play or two from these guys. But for
the guy who just can’t get laid and the guy who just loves girls
I am his answer. No course, no study just let Elvis do his job.
Ultimately I am looking for one wanna-be playboy who wants to
live the playboy life full-time with me. Forget the job, forget
the business just live and get laid with Playmate after Playmate
after Playmate. Elvis Preston King…Thank you very much.
Elvis is waiting for you’re email at loverboybachelor@yahoo.com
About the author:
Elvis Preston King is the world’s most renowned and respected
playboy. His job is picking up and seducing classy young women
globally for the gentleman conoseiur who realizes that there is
more to life than just accumulating money and the same old same
old boring wife. You can email him at dateplaymate@yahoo.com.au
or visit bachelortours.blogspot.com/ and
http:www.msnusers.com/BachelorDreamTours
